Butch queen first time at a ball.
Teaching some shit to Francesca
Frannerz bought Mango-rita. They are everything. We mixed them with wine.
I said, “Sir, a trenta if you please.” And he did.
3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs?
No, but my cousin told me a story of how she thought she had herpes. It was actually shingles. Still gross though.
4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity?
7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex?
14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month?
Nope. I only get erections in Spring and Summer, and it’s almost mating season.
16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
So many erection questions. No.
46. Turn off’s?
Twinks. Anything with excrement. Balloon popping.
68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm?
Probably 13 and watching Cinemax hoping to see a dick.
69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 positon,only from masturbating a certain way)
I can only come after I shove my face into a bowl of vanilla pudding.
79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
I guess Elijah and I were friends with benefits for a bit.
83. Birth control or condoms?
Yes. I’m on the NuvaRing
85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them?
I told my cat.
99. Do you like masturbation?
Million Dollar Billzzzzz
Misty Gish and Dotty Minerva #bobsburgers
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